Can’t wait to hear more actual car noise instead of silly music

Clearly he didn’t read the warning...

Calm down there, Satan.

Ayyy Buzz Killington what’s up? Knew it was only a matter of time before you showed up here. I wonder what you’re like at parties, do you warn people of alcohol poisoning as they drink?

this is cool and all but I’m just shocked at how much damage the guacamole did

I know right, this is my normal everyday view from my office window.

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

Really has to be a car where chrome is in the rest of the design language:

Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

No. Because I don’t have anyone to call

Watch a pickup truck not pull down an entire tree.

You can buy guns in Mexico, you can’t buy these guns in Mexico. Guns are not banned in Mexico, these guns are banned in Mexico. It’s easy for them to have these kind of firearms when the United States’ government sold them to the cartels in the first place.

There is no reason for red turn signals to still exist. They are much harder to see and just stupid.

No. She was trying to de-ice the lock on her gas cap.

Not putting miles on your Ferrari is like not having sex with your Girl Friend so she’ll be more desirable to her next Boy Friend.

This is why I love this site, video grainy as fuck? No matter, the Jalops will figure it out.

FUCK. I really want to hate this show out of respect for Clarkson and Co.

Chances are, they already have a decent drill. What they probably don’t have is a cordless impact driver. This would be near the top of my list.