To be the ultimate 90's vehicle, it would have to:

I will leave this here...

I like how she casually abandon the bike and keep walking.

The Performance MX is an incredible mouse. I've been using it for years and it's most of the reason I don't have CTS in my right wrist. I now own two. One for work and one for home. The fact that it's rechargeable is a nice bonus.

The Performance MX is an incredible mouse. I've been using it for years and it's most of the reason I don't have…

I don't remember when I last put a CD in a car and I imagine a majority of people under 60 don't use them often.

That guy is not fit to be driving!

Or lim as x->2 of Qx

Deja Vu

Russian ice racing is hardcore. They use spikes about 2" long and race around an oval speed skating rink. In packs. How more people don't end up perforated, I don't know.

short left plus 1 over crest into Subaru

Here's the instrument cluster from a Mk4 Ford Fiesta (my first car). This is the base, base, base spec.

How about a 10 year subscription to Jalopnik Gold?

...er. Yes, WATer.

"Rapids"

Why didn't they remove their logo from the truck before they let it go?

More proof:

Solution: avoid Virginia at all costs.

I am dying laughing in my office all alone right now.