That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

In fairness, one of the other teams in the league is the Grizzlies.

The best advice I ever got about small talk was to think of it like tennis. When someone else makes a statement (serve), its up to you to respond and ask a question back (volley).  This will keep it going to keep both parties interested.  Don’t just tell a story, end it with “did you ever have something like that…

Influencers are the worst people on social media. I don’t understand the phenomenon of it, I hate the concept of it.

That’s until you realize that the hidden speakers combined with the compartment that can double as a ghetto icebox for storing beer would make this an awesome tailgate party device.

I know I’m way too late, and this’ll never get un-greyed but

That spare tire is clearly a safety feature. I have the utmost respect for people who load up an SUV until crap is spilling out of the back window. Then they get a flat tire and proceed to unload the whole SUV on the side of the road with trucks doing 80 mph inches from their door handles. Honda, in its infinite…

I like it. I have no use for a truck and really don’t care for them, but it seems like a perfect alternative to the massive douche tractors that people love to buy now. Hopefully it’s cheaper by a good amount, that’s going to be key to getting people out of their real man trucks and into this.

Literacy, your next.

{every year that Alabama has been a state}

What you see:

Don’t worry, it’s actually from The Avengers, so it’s really me who has wasted his life!

That plastic (or whatever they used for the saliva) really sells the illusion in these pictures.

It's a shame that Travolta's become such a joke. Whenever you watch something like this or Pulp Fiction, it's obvious why he became a star.

I don't know. I think maybe the world's saddest Nets fan is the one taking the picture.

I love the fact that some dickhead features editor at the Times needs to include a sidebar telling us who Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was. Maybe that asshat only knows him through his record label, but I'm guesing the rest of us have a passing familiarity with his bio.

I predict that Kareem's blog will be 2000 words extolling the quiet dignity of the American Indian, followed by a complete non-sequitor like "and Oscar Robertson was an Uncle Tom asshole; I was much better than him".

Kareem on Skyhook: "Think of it as an athletic version of the Hokey Pokey: you put your left foot out, you bring your right arm up, you toss the ball in the hoop, then you shake it all about. ... As the ball drops through the net with a satisfying swish, you can then walk away singing: "That's what it's all about!"