This is Cap crushing a jeep with his bike. Your argument is invalid.

Because TEAMWORK!

Because TEAMWORK!

Thanks...Obama?

I like "Black Velveteen" but Fly Away is pop chart tripe

"I had to beat my kids which really bummed me out"

Crap - just realized how old this article is - I hate when I do that.

Bawwwwwk! Bawk! Bawk! Bawk! *flaps arms*

Or people can maybe stop breeding for a while and give the environment some fucking rest......hahaha yeah I'm just joking.

There's an article?

Goddammit Leroy!

Maybe it's some sort of elaborate, romantic crytogram to Eddie. That or he's on the run a lot, can't use credit cards, and this dimwit is the only sort of girl he can manage.

Does it have to be a global impact? Why not consider somewhat more more localized events. Not to get too bleeding heart here, but how about when we first hunted a species to extinction (whenever that might be)? How about the American Dust Bowl?

After each shot...

IT WAS FORETOLD BY THE SPHEREESSSSS!!!!

I shall now play for you the song of my people!

And...whatever the heck Scarlet Witch is doing here