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Or...

ROLLIN', IN MY 5.0, WITH THE RAGTOP DOWN SO...oh wrong song, nevermind.

Resting Bitch Face....the silent killer.

I remember a story similar to this a while back involving a mother with MS and Animal Crossing:

Buffalo.......Buffalo Custardbath.

Don't get cocky, kid!

Brawndo! It's got what plants crave

TL;DR

With that kind of money, you'd think he could afford Charm School tuition. She looks deeply unimpressed.

I dunno...I think I'd cut a bitch over some lobster mac and cheese. That shit sounds like THE SEX!

BARBIE THUNDER

And the winner IS>>> no one.

What? No one's going with "Chinese fire drill"? What, too racist?

And now....Nat with Steve Buscemi eyes.........Go ahead........try to unsee it....

Apparently "the smirk" is a genetic thing, and not just an expression. Her sister has it too.

Better than a shoutout FROM her butt......like........during a spelling bee.