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THE OLD ONE RISES IN....fuck where's that TPS Report?

"Johnny: Ughhh, this is making my head hurt! I can't remember anything."

"The Wright Brothers would kick us all right in the cunt." - Louis CK

The NHRA: Kicking Mother Nature in the taint since 1951!

Didn't notice if anyone else pointed this out but ZOMG Brittany Force @1:41! Her sis Courtney did a great Q&A here in May.

"Fuck y'all! All o' y'all!"

Somehow he reminds me of Tommy Lee Jones as Two Face

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By "real money" I assume you're not referring to USA's fiat currency.

Now I am imagining Pyramid Head picking someone up and saying, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO!?"

I first heard that phrase from some prepper podcast. Self Reliance podcast maybe? Been a while since I've listened to it.

May be a rare issue, but I had a Samsung SG4 for 14 months (two months after limited warranty) and after a typical night of charging it was bricked. I took it to Verizon, even to a local phone repair shop they recommended. No one could help. I believe the battery was fine, but not the phone. I had never rooted it. I…

Must be gang-related.

I was thinking of Madame

Lunacy. Pretty soon these Commies are going to gun kids down in the street for petty theft!

Obvious

Fair point

Don't modern trucks all have GPS?

Well I can certainly imagine snarkier things for sure, especially from Jezebel and their brood, I just think it was a pointless observation. No pearls clutched.