I'm a Houstonian and don't really have a problem with it. "Texas Titty Twisters" was apparently deemed too lowbrow for some reason. I've always thought Oakland "Athletics" was kind of dumb. Oh Athletics! Because like the players are athletes?! I'm assuming there's an origin story behind that one, at least I hope.

SLIIIIME IN THE ICE MACHINE!

This kid could..go..all..the..way.

They're thinking...

Thanks for setting the bar....damn.

True, but Lady Gaga already did all this, and better, and without the use of Rainbow Loom.

I think you mean...a medium pace

*YARF*. Best wishes, man. What the hell do you say to that?

FTFY

Horatio would be proud. And maybe even shit his pants at the thought of that speed.

Rekt 'em? Damn near KILLED 'em!

Great choices! I love Wolf Like Me by TV on the Radio.

Give me a ping, Vasily. One ping only, please.

I think it's funny to see how the American Bear interceptors have evolved over the years. I'd be curious to know if there are any such pilots today who had Cold War era fathers or uncles with similar tales

Still have this patch from some air show

Where was this guy when we need him?

Going to hell for this one...