This was my first introduction to the concept, and a great read:

With a deuce in the can behind her?

Damn, so a painting of you painting yourself is not technically a selfie? Sorry Norm!

HE'S THE GRASSY KNOLL GUY!

I think he was being sarastic

I AM THE NIGHT!

Wow this gives "Pivot Tables" a whole new meaning!

Whereas Davy Crockett was purported to have said, "You may all go to Hell, and I will go to Texas." *throws up hands*

"I have an army."

And yet some just need a little love...

"Can't possibly be real" is a bit extreme, but it's unlikely to be sure. Although bulls prefer warmer waters, they been known to swim up the Mississippi as far as Illinois: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shar…

Never been to Vegas, but I stayed at the Circus Circus in Reno once, and that was bad enough.

Thanks for the update, but maybe you should take the "108 " out of the headline.

Damn. Good eye.

At which point you said...