Ahhh those handsome bad boys!

F1 HAS no sparks! F1 NEEDS no sparks!

Can we use this music:

Yeah I remember when Explorers and F150s were spontaneously combusting in garages while not even running.

The videos here are even worse

I think adoption is great, but I think what he meant was that the term "rescue" was a bit glorified. Rescued from euthanasia maybe? Okay, I can see that. Bill Burr puts it another way:

Might as well add this:

Another video of that incident. Skip to 3:26 to see the press conference THE NEXT DAY with the survivor.

Them Prowlers are HUNGRY, and not picky about where their next meal comes from

Bitch stole my look!

Cramps aren't always a bad thing

Weird. OK, thanks