Can't wait!

That pic up top made me think of this pic for some reason. NOT the tagline, mind you:

Hey now wait a minute, Rice is a respectable institution! ...oh wait we're talking about their football program.

What you did there. I see it.

Clearly she needs help with damage control...

Bring on the nope gifs!

I'm pretty sure I don't have Celiac, but if I eat a decent about of bread the night before, I can be reasonably sure I'll spend half the next day on the toilet.

FRACK! FRACK!FRACK!

Is there really such a thing as "big" and "little" bones? I thought only dinosaurs had big bones.

Heh

Now if they smelled like *fucking* I might buy a pair.

Somehow I'm really weirded out that they went with a male volunteer

Poor Howlin Wolf

F YEAH

Indeed

Sweet jumps!

Apparently this is a thing

Yoohoo! Big summer blowout!

Time for Plan B