That's got nothing on this colony of tubifex worms:

I think it's gong to take more than Jack White to make vinyl widespread again, although that might be cool. Also "Fell in love with a girl" is the best thing he ever did.

Turn me into some Kinja link bait will you?!

I do have to mention one of my favorite lines though, from Wesley Snipes in Blade: "How do you think that we fund this organization, huh? We're not exactly the March of Dimes."

Thomas Jane in Deep Blue Sea: "How much dynamite do you have to set off in your ears before your head clears?" *CRINGE*

Haha! BTW, I loved Driving Force when it was on.

But could a woodchuck nunchuck wood?

The spider was bad enough...the damn bite wound is even worse!

Fucking magnets!

The smart cats tricked dogs into carrying them

Just throwing an idea out there....how about top fuel JOUSTING, with opposing dragsters starting at opposite ends of the twin track? C'MOOOOON THIS IS GOLD!

Almost forgot...

Well I wouldn't worry. I'm sure he can find plenty of action now that his film career's taking off

"My first phone made SPARKS."

Okay so I'm not the only one

It looks like my pool is tearin ass around the yaaahd! .... but it's standin still.........still waters run deep.

Or there's an off chance you could come out of it looking like this guy

WTF?! I'm in Houston and was with TWC years ago and then they did a big switcherooni or something and we were all on Comcast. It's like we're just drugged up whores that these frat boys are passing around to do with as they please. "When the elephants fight it is the ants that suffer."