Just throwing an idea out there....how about top fuel JOUSTING, with opposing dragsters starting at opposite ends of the twin track? C'MOOOOON THIS IS GOLD!

Almost forgot...

Well I wouldn't worry. I'm sure he can find plenty of action now that his film career's taking off

Somewhere, John McEnroe is facepalming

So you basically felt like this guy...

Or this guy

Because sausage.

The stupidest part is where she TAGGED THE EFFIN AIRLINE. Threat? Maybe. Taunt? Definitely.

Eat Blue Bell...or she will haunt your dreams!

Good lord, where are you? Can we have the UN air drop you some. At least one? The ones from Blue Bell (here in Texas) are great.

PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE GAME

Don't think I've ever had Runts, at least not in several decades, but okay, hold still...

Weird...why is it I can smell your GIF?

'sup?

GOING OOOUUUUT IN A BLAAAAZE OF GLOOORYYYYY!

I would rather be more impressed to see the Michael Bay's Transformers transform into David Cronenburg versions.