Did it once, and was too cheap to get the video. I really really wish I'd shelled out for the video now.

I was once standing in my parents garage and turned to see our neighbor's pet bobcat stroll in. I froze. He waked up, turned around, peed on my shoe, and promptly left. True story, bro.

Yeah we have a 2006 Mazda 5. The sliding door is very helpful, but at 6'2" the legroom sucks for me.

If you're tall like me (6'2") don't get a Mazda 5. At least not the 2006 model. Great fuel efficiency but lousy legroom. Also the thin tires and low ground clearance make every pothole sound like a car wreck. Excessive road noise too.

Did not know this. Thanks.

At least the non-baby killer cons do. It still seems strange to me that this is such a polarizing issue among convicts.

Someone please Photoshop a waterhose in Godzilla's face.

What the hell did I just watch? And don't say banana.

Wow that's some of the worst grammar I've seen in a while.

Obligatory?

That's the best "BITE THE PILLOW! I'M GOING IN DRY!" face I've seen in a while.

Okay here's mine

Yeah when I'm on a plane give me earmuffs, don't touch me, and keep the sauce flowing

"He kept asking me about gladiator movies."

Surf's up, bra!

Onions...

SPAAACE JEH-ZUS HATES YA!