Came for this. Wasn't disappointed.

Hear me, hear me! Stop eating Popplers! Stop eating them with honey mustard sauce. Stop eating them with tangy sweet-and-sour sauce. Stop eating the new fiesta Poppler salad. Stop taking advantage of the money-saving 12-pack... Stop enjoying Popplers on the patio, in the car, or on the boat. Wherever good times are…

After buying my last video card I thought 'I could've bought a console for this price', but cheap games on Steam have kept me on PCs. Thank you Valve!

Please explain to my dumb ass if you can. I know he was an outstanding linebacker, but Google isn't helping me with that reference.

Dennis Hopper, Stephen Dorff, and Charles Dance (Game of Thrones)!

Too late. The damage is done. May the finger wagging commence!

I think I'll walk, thanks

I remember it!

My wife does that all the time, but I know better than to correct her.

This picture pretty much describes our Houston Texans' season last year

Fair enough. I'll shut up now.

Nobody's trolling. Relax. You expressed the opinion that the poster shouldn't comment at all unless he has tips for warm and cold weather folk. You seemed to suggest he was being presumptuous by leaving out cold weather folk. I merely tried to suggest that just because his tip didn't apply to you doesn't mean he…

Come to think of it, this seems more like a torture implement developed at Gitmo or something.

Hmmm....clever, but now I have to run a garden hose inside my house. Also you'll want a shutoff valve between the hose and the strainer. Otherwise you have to go back outside to turn it on then off again. And frankly I don't want to touch this thing after wards, go gotta wear gloves. Perhaps I'm just being complicated

70% of people who could read this thread live in weather to cold year round to make car washes practical? I used to live near Cincinnati and I remember some fairly warm summers, but that's just my experience. My point is why should he be chastised because his experience differs from yours. Maybe instead of criticizing…

My point is why does he need to stop to realize every single circumstance that he's not familiar with. If he doesn't live in the cold, he's probably not going to be very helpful to people that do. That doesn't mean he should be punished for giving advice at all.

Well since you're an expert on considering options maybe you can enlighten us with your tips on washing cars in every climate on planet Earth. Including the ones you've never lived in. Most people don't live in the Midwest either.

Ahhh, as opposed to us Purebloods, these 'Internet Atheists' were merely...turned.