I recently flew on a couple of full flights, when the flight attendants came around with snacks and drinks we all took our masks off together. Thankfully Covid takes a break then, phew. Not to mention the 1000s of people passing thru the terminal, not bothering to mask up.

Textbook “crazy eyes”

I dunno, tweren’t no gators involved...always bonus points fer gators

Austin Man tries to one-up Florida Man and succeeds. (and I hate to say this, as an Austin native)

This guy looks like a fuckin psycho; he reminds me of the guys that would get transferred to my platoon and when I asked them why they joined the army in our initial interview, they’d say, “to shoot people.” Cool, cool, guess who’s guarding the weather balloon for the rest of the deployment instead of going on…

I’m ready to convict the third guy in that line up just on their photo alone. They look like a proper psychopath.

Same. One drink (that’s not a beer) gives me a headache these days, which does NOT fit with my full-on parenting duties. It’s a bummer b/c I never over-consumed, but can barely even enjoy it in moderation anymore. Ah well, aging sucks.

“And finally, list out all the positives you’ve enjoyed since cutting back on drinking—things like uninterrupted sleep, clear-headedness, and relief that you’re able to exercise, run errands, and tidy up the house rather than simply nursing nausea and a brain-splitting headache on a Sunday afternoon.”

Very fitting for a Scat Pack.

YouTube has taught me that you now fill the car with dogshit, glitter and explosives and park it on the porch.

Holy shit, child rapists, murderers and other far more horrible people get far less time than this.  Did this guy fuck up and deserve to go to jail?  Certainly.  Does he deserve 110 years, not even close.  Total failure of the system here so far.

Absolutely this, I loved it.

Watched Dune at home on my projector this year, and it was the best (non)cinema going experience I have ever had. I would love a home release day streaming method. I would pay good money for a pay per view.

I actually liked watching many of this year’s movies from home. We’ve all heard these arguments before, but:

I’m happy to rag on Tesla for FSD/autopilot overzealousness, but I’m guessing this is a bog-standard gas/brake confusion situation that made the news just because of their FSD overreaching. Driver thought they were hitting the brake “but the car accelerated!” ... because they were hitting the gas.

I endorse the boiling water treatment in the drain, for a couple reasons.

I’m just here for all the anus jokes. Please continue. 

And the Irish don’t eat corned beef. Fortune cookies aren’t Chinese.

It’s not really a healthy alternative. Just meatless

You shouldn’t view these things as inherently healthy, and they aren’t really marketed like that.

The catch is that Impossible products aren’t healthy, they’re just not meat.