If it’s for operation on private land, Humvee truck body all the way!

But wait until V-ger comes back. That’s when shit’s gonna get real.

He should go to all the cars and coffees he can find. Ask questions. Ask for rides. Find the one that makes you excited to own. Porsche Macan S.

Hmmm, Trump does sort of look like Vault Boy.

How about a Mahindra 4 cyl diesel?

I... I’m going to go completely left field here. Something not too big, not too fast, but quick. Doesn’t need to do much else, but it’s got a good name on it, and it’s comfortable, easy to get in and out of, and easy to park. You can even get a convertible!

Peasants?  Dudes afraid his own employees won’t recognize him and will kick his ass or kill his dog for pressing the call button.  

That’s what I would do.

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

$300k? Buy a Miata and invest the rest.

Front loading washer.

It’s funny, I actually didn’t care for the test drive and was ready to hand him the money on the spot, but he needed to go to his sister’s house around the corner to find the title. I wasn’t about to let the keys leave my hands.

“This is kind of like steering a row boat with a ping-pong paddle,”

Tom McParland: picks the right car for your needs.

I will never not love this House Hunters meme.

From Ryan’s first article on this tire:

Recent advances in safety have made that argument less popular. A lot of people give their kids their most recent commuter and buy a new car for themselves.

GTI is always a great recommendation....but I’ll offer another alternative.