“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

The Cybertruck is a “beast” in the same way that a Vespa scooter is a “hog.”

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

If it is only going to get 17mpg hwy and 15mpg city give me a naturally aspirated V8 instead of a twin-turbo 6Cyl

You can’t outrun a police radio. The only hope is to blend in.

How long you got?

Sigh.... another clickbait headline. I feel cheated.

It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

He’s a white guy in a country club in Arkansas. It’s at least 50/50 he’s a douche nozzle.

Seriously, I was coming here to say this exact thing. Austin Clagett did nothing wrong here and is just being screwed over by two companies that were too cheap to cover their offered prize.

No one in this story seems particularly likable...

Yeah, as much as this sounds great, I’m not letting a company put wear and tear on my stuff just so they can save a bunch of money and only give me a measly pittance. Pass.

I have one of these and love it.

NP. I remember when these came out, they were actually better-specced than the Toyotas, Datsuns and Mazdas that were prevalent. They were undersung, though, because associated Chrysler was 3rd-dog in the Big3.

Never say that again. 

Come on the guy is a business owner! Get something that’s fun but still classy and surprisingly practical:

Came here thinking the exact same thing and not even mad I got beat to it.

I will buy this car and dress-up like Big Enos Burdette and have my daughter dress-up like little En0s Burdette.

We’re a transportation news site. A shooting on public transit is transportation news

What were they thinking?