I don’t usually take a contrarian tone in comment sections, but I must here. None of the information you typed is in any way backed up by reliable data. 

I was already working at a Datsun dealership by then (since ‘77) and I remember this well.  We had a deaf man who came in and bought the 1st one available and was extremely excited about it.  He could ‘feel’ the music.  Not so ridiculous in that case.  

Hey, remember when y’all were like “This is such a great car! I can’t wait to buy one slightly used in five years!”

I eat Taco Bell. I can make my own engine noises. 

Geez... When are we getting infinity tail lights??? We have the technology.

I, like a lot of nerds, spent the last 18 months stuck at home buying nerdy stuff on eBay. I bought some Mondo Jurassic Park posters, tiki mugs, and I even got one of those limited edition Nedry/Barbasol can toys. But when I got vaccinated I forced myself to stop. You’re a grownup. No more Jurassic Park toys... and…

“Will passengers willingly get on board the Boeing 737 Max, even after years of bad publicity in the wake of two deadly crashes?”

The Europeans seem to love government intrusion, but in the case of receiving drivers licenses, they have it nailed. Make the test much more difficult - make the training longer. Have the cops pull over those who hang out in the left lane. Higher penalties for infractions, and for Christ sake, make inspections more…

Dear Jalopnik and G/O Media in general,

Lol, the main demo for streamer viewership doesn’t have Facebook. I don’t know anyone in my friends group who is still on FB and I’m 37. Most of us deleted or let our profiles grow dusty. I can only imagine it’s doubly worse for the young millennials and gen z folks. 

1. Driver visibility.

I just hope it comes with stability control as standard equipment. Nobody wants to spin - flat or otherwise - in their new truck.

Lyft wanted $22 to go 0.76 miles

Really, really, really not a fan of the idea of being on the road with drivers looking straight down at that screen.

I’m not saying this is just a Chevy Bolt. But this is just a Chevy Bolt.

Seems like the best version. Screw the mega screen crap.

“9-1-1, what’s the emergency?”

There is a far simpler solution that has also been around for decades...

Justin has been enjoying modern American muscle so far, so he’s going to be happy with another future classic that’s fast, American, and a wagon.

I’m just gonna keep on suggesting this.