Why is this the government's fault? They didn't tell you where to live.

Tacky? They're brilliant. The more you look the more you see.

The real false note was the lighting. They all seemed to be well lit from above. Most NY apartments I've seen are lit by lamps and look very different with light coming from the side.

My father was a cab driver in NYC in the 50's and 60's. When people asked he told them about our two story brick home in Coney Island. They called him a liar because, as everyone knows, New Yorkers live in cramped tenement apartments.

The two broke girls stabled their horse in their apartment. Oh, and they had a horse. This skews the average.

I found it moving that the reason Heather was chasing them was not evil but that she was asked to.

There are a half dozen movies (that I know of) where they took a deadly serious book, in this case it was called "Dark Horse" and make it into a goofy comedy. Another was "Mrs. Winterbourne" which was made from a Cornell Woolrich book, nightmarishly named, "I Married a Dead Man". It's always a bad idea.

THANK YOU! I hate this picture so much. The reason is that town, that damned town. It's attached to Jimmy Stewart like a leech, draining his life. Do you realize he NEVER gets out of that town? Not even for a vacation?

Happens all the time in movies, just like The Bride in Kill Bill I.

Dinner for Schmucks - no contest. If I hadn't been there with two other people I'd have walked out and I still regret not doing it anyway. Only the hope that Paul Rudd would grab a knife and cut Steve Carrell's head off gave me hope.

Yeah, but they don't have a picture of the mixing machine on the label.

Also all this "clear mountain spring" stuff is usually crap. I worked near a building in New Jersey and was a bottling plant for two water companies and one of them was Evian.

The difference is the source. New York City has no real water sources of its own. Created a real problem in the 1600's and 1700's and a huge opportunity for Alexander Hamilton to make a fortune (so he could run for president) founding a water pipe system.

And what's with their hours? What if you want a bagel after 6 am, or whenever they close too early.

Maybe he ate it plain and not with cream cheese and lox?

We have friends who live in Westmount and they took us to Castro's for breakfast. They actually had the baked beans for breakfast!

At the very least you can have the holder that keeps you away from the knife.

Years ago I watched bagels being made in Montreal and tried some. They were good, but second to my home town Brooklyn bagels. I don't think it was either bakery shown in the article, but (IIRC) was in a food mall that looked like a train station with metal beams. It's been a long time and don't remember any names.

They had his picture, they knew his name so why did they need to ask him about a tortoise?

Would have made a great episode of Perry Mason or Matlock. Wonder who would have broken down and confessed to something.