Which is why it will succeed, for Trump. Just spread more taxpayers money in every Congressional district in America and it will cement his support.

All I ever knew about Sweden is what Playboy told me. It was a country of stunning blondes who had sex without shame and if I could get there they would have sex with me. Is nothing true?

Ask him about anti-Semitism and he'll tell you about his Electoral votes. He's like a guy who will take any opportunity to tell you about that touchdown he got in High School. No one cares but him, but that's all he cares about.

Republicans will never have enough. Just saw Darrell Issa on Bill Maher's show. He said whatever his party wanted that's what he'll vote. They'd rather destroy America than lose an election.

A beautiful woman physician, like on TV.

"… replaced by the glorious General Zod. All hail Zod. signed, little girl."

People will just shrug and let it happen. There are enough people who would like it that it would keep going and the rest would say there's nothing to be done, and do nothing.

Yeah, it's all the presses fault, right?

Well first a news blackout of Trump, just erase him from the news, would make him crazy, but yes he would fill the gap with his usual sources. I would like to see as many news media outlets boycott the press briefings so people can see him talking to an empty room. The Times and CNN showing up just legitimizes him. …

Do you really have to ask? Every action he's taken since he entered politics has been fascist, right down to posturing like Mussolini when he says "Wrong. Wrong. Wrong." He is not doing all this out of the goodness of his heart. 1984 - "One does not establish a dictatorship to safeguard a revolution; one makes…

Who IS politically relevant? Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh, Trump himself? What does that leave on the Liberals side? Jon Stewart - retired. Larry Wilmore - cancelled. Stephen Colbert - condemned for being too entertaining. Trevor Noah - condemned for not being Jon Stewart. John Oliver - on TV once a week on a pay…

Thanks, could not think of his name.

I loved his vehement excuse that the affair with the woman was HER fault.

There was a comedian who talked about his father having him collect discarded lawn furniture. "But there are drinks on the table and the barbecue is on."

Our cat does that as well. Eventually you have to push him aside yelling "I'm not your mother. I don't give milk"

Like the actor Ioan Gruffudd. I have no idea how I would introduce him. At first I though his first name was "Joan" (like Crawford). Now I'd have to cough my way through his name.

Gayle is definitely a "Look, it's her or me" relative.

Who buys cats? Adopt, rescue.

True. In my least favorite Simpson's episode, Homer's Enemy, a sad sack wonders how they can have such a nice house and two cars and all. Homer's response - "Hey, don't ask me how the economy works."

Maybe they should check Mort's Funeral Home. Talk about ironic.