Oooh oooh, I see a T-shirt and bumper sticker opportunity.

Sounds like a plan. But who is more likely to go back in time and kill people - the enemies of Hitler or the followers of Hitler?

Except God's Not Dead and God's Not Dead 2. HE will protect them.

Even sadder, we'll never see Edwin Booth perform.

They won't count Fischoeder's actions. He owns the town and can do what he want.

Robocop shouldn't have been in law enforcement either. She should have run a modeling agency while single handedly raising his robot son.

He waited long enough to fire him. After all he was "very disappointed" at the live ammo demonstration.

The Hidden has one of the most terrifying statements ever made (and years before its time). At a press conference the representative of the alien possessed politician is trying to explain that the man has not yet made his decision to run. The politician leans forward and says "I want to be president". Oh, I'll bet…

That is true. It comes to the important division between belief and public policy. I think you can believe what you want, even say what you want, no matter how stupid or bigoted, but you do not have to right to put it into law affecting other people. So you are right.

I gotta be honest. I don't give a crap if people don't believe in Evolution. I need to know if they believe in physics. If they don't believe in Newton's laws of motion then I don't want them on the highway. If they don't believe in Evolution they're just a threat to themselves and their children, not to me when…

VHS was not bad, it was wonderful. I could record shows and movies even when I wasn't there. I could buy my own copies of movies or rent movies for one time use. Maybe if you compare your car today with a Model-T you'd look down on it. But if you were there, it was something you couldn't have otherwise.

At least he's trying to change his life by leaving package delivery to become a police officer.

I groan whenever I see a new time travel TV show "They're going back in time to change this or that disaster". Really? From before Time Tunnel to after Doctor Who they never change anything. Because if they did, they'd have to remember for the rest of the show that the Titanic didn't sink or the Hindenburg didn't…

Is she still at it? I haven't heard anything political from her in years. That seemed to be back during "Everybody Loves Raymond" as she got Emmy after Emmy.

Really? Try leaving comments on Cracked.com and finding out if anyone upvoted your (or downvoted) or if they left any comments. You'll appreciate Disqus.

Or the old people watching Paul Harvey - "… and that little boy who nobody liked grew up to be … Roy Cohn."

But if you stab them in the heart with Adrenaline, it works, right?

If that happens, she can stay at my place.

Sounds like YOU have an undiagnosed condition - TV insomnia. I always fall asleep watching TV. I just slip away into blissful unconsciousness. I can catch up later on the DVR or On Demand.

Manny wants to go to Julliard as what? Do they help you find a performing art or do you already have to have one? Being a 50 year old gay dandy is hardly a artistic profession.