Are they rubber baby buggy bumpers?

I think this was all covered on SNL years ago with Phil Hartman was a doped up weightlifter. Been looking for the video on YouTube but haven't found it.

Cut or uncut? Jesus, why did I ask that?

I still prefer Watts as Jet Girl to her later blonde roles.

I liked "It's been swell, but the swelling has gone down." and (after the torture is described) "Oooh, can I go first?"

Sounds pretty damning to me. I'd win. Also her testimony that "I tried to save his life. The doctor told me to do that … chest … pushy … thing … "

It's the result of Dance Fever

It's the followers of Ra, the Egyptian Sun God. They've been in hiding for 4,000 years and now their time has come. All humanity will cower before them.

Yeah, but he's got no experience in the world of black market drugs, passports and murder.

I thought it was Ice Age.

Were they both tortoises? I've seen videos them humping army helmets.

Very carefully

Is it supposed to evoke The Good Samaritan?

If you read my comment on my trip to that dentist you'd find an occasion when they were not chosen well. Scrawler seems to think I'm wrong, but I find nothing excusable about potential medical malpractice.

When it comes to my medical care, I am truly a snob. This dentist had several assistants and they were all beautiful women. I wondered if he had just hired them for their looks and that seemed to be true when she didn't know the name of an instrument. What if it was an emergency? What if I had a problem breathing…

True story. I was in the dentist chair, tilted back, gauze in my mouth and the dentist is poking around. He then asked for something (by name) from the hygienist, waiting a few seconds and saying "It's the one with the hook on one end and the curved point on the other end."

For different jobs. I really don't want my doctor to brag about his street smarts while trying to figure out where my pulse is.

He's naive

I'm surprised they are not wearing different clothing as a story progresses

He reminds me of (the later) Jon Hamm on 30 Rock who lived in a bubble of his good looks.