What people don't seem to realize is that ALL humor is about stuff that isn't funny in real life. If it was funny, you wouldn't need humor. So you have humor about war, murder, rape, poverty and people sledding down hills into trees.

So if I remember my math Time - Humor = Tragedy? That sounds right.

The humor of the Nazi stuff comes from the play being put on in New York City - no rural Idaho. the point was to offend, no entertain.

I've always wanted to use his "My papers are in order. I love my adopted country." rant when someone surprises me.

Won yes, since 2/3 of the outcomes were in their favor (i.e. South conquers the Union, or stalemate). But survive as an independent nation, I don't think so. They could barely stick together during a war. In peacetime their entire philosophy would doom them. Would the Eastern states sacrifice to save Texas from a…

You wrecked Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you?

Also he was a better dancer then Churchill. He told funnier jokes than Churchill. Churchill!

At least the Neptune Men blew up the Hitler Building.

But you didn't need a good car, because the trains always ran on time.

Is it worse than "Nazi supermen are our superiors"?

What is worse about Harvey is his daytime show where he pimps out women to guys he thinks are good for them.

I HATE game show hosts. The player answers and they're like "Nooooo, that SO wrong." then they laugh and say "The right answer is … is … " starts flipping through cards …. "uh … okay"

Family Feud contestants deserve to be beaten. This is how it works. Steve calls one person from each team up front and asks them "What is the most popular dog name?" They both answer and one team gets to play. Steve then goes to that team and ask player #2 "What is the most popular dog name?". Then he asks player…

Thinking and worrying age you. Quayle and George W are the least aged of politicians. No cares, no lines.

The trick is that you can always look at an actor's older photos to get an idea where to go. There are no photos of them in 30 years, so you have to guess.

He has not always been old. Weird, but not old. See him in "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest".

He was amazing as the kid

Everybody gets old and everybody dies. It's not a lack of empathy but the fact that so many commenters has called it "sad". He had a good life and should be bathing in those memories. What's sad would be if he'd never had that love and that life.

Why is everybody so sad about UP? He meets the love of his life as a kid. She picks him out of the crowd. They have a long and beautiful life together and then she dies. That's a lot more than I've gotten out of life.

He hasn't changed in decades and I expect him to look the same well into his hundreds