God, please kill Phil.

I remember when the cow peed on their apartment floor and Gene dropped his pants screaming "This is the greatest dream I ever had. Everybody pee on the floor!"

Or in a historical story as Ruddyard Kipling

Deli slicers have motherboards? All they do is go back and forth slicing meat. If they have motherboards they will be deadly warriors when the machines rise against us.

Yes, but not just her family. The other kids are going to tell that story back at school.

I read a book many years ago called, as I remember, "The Horse is Dead". It was about a summer camp with horses. One is dead, and they explain, "It's very gentle with the children." Try that one.

Horses can be real jerks, trying to bite you and kicking other horses. On the other hand they are our slaves and can be very accepting of eight year olds riding them and kicking their sides. So it's amazing we can control them at all.

What I found unreal was not the imaginary horse, but how comfortable everyone was in a stable, considering they had never been in one before. I got to ride as a kid and it was tough (and occasionally) impossible to hold in my lunch. Tina was too okay with Plops letting loose right in front of her.

And yet, only Raj. Despite Raj's mother saying something about "The closest thing I have to a son-in-law is that little Jewish boy." The chatter and the demands are ONLY about Raj. Howard is heterosexual, Raj is supposed to be gay. I think it's just what some people want.

OOOHHHHH. Did not see that at all.
Also just got past the credits and we're not done yet, right? What was that? Also, how did the John and Pops being destroyed in the time machine stop the countdown?

I read somewhere that the biggest laughs in comedies are the jokes you already saw in the promos.

They didn't have to drag you away from the emergency door? Just saw it, hated it.

They'll never touch Fox. When they brought back Family Guy they had an opening scene where the family asked Peter if they'd be on TV again. He said something about only if (lists about 35 shows that would have to fail for that to happen) were canceled.
And then there was one (plus the Simpsons)

His fussiness, dandyish obsession with clothes (he wore a freaking derby for a train trip) and he general attitude about things. Look at how Jay considers him. Just like Cam.

He's an average teenage boy times TV persona.

And Raj? No evidence whatsoever but people have been insisting on it for years. Manny - he's Cam and Cam is gay. TV gay, obviously, but that's it.

Couldn't he just have described her as a call for help?

I'm surprised he got through elementary school

The Goldbergs - Never liked the show and, since I was watching it alone last night, I bailed during the gym scene. I came back later, hit the FF button and never stopped it. The only thing I really want to know is how his BROTHER Eric feels about being made into Erica. How many times a day do his friends,…

The Middle - Brick would not have won Valedictorian. When he saw write three sentences about a book, he'd never have turned in the test. 20 pages later they would have had to drag the pencil out of his fingers just so they could have turned off the lights and gone home.
Also, as I said before (about the wisdom tooth…