Wow, which is the more wrong thing about a guy? "He didn't call" or "He called."?

Finally bailed. I've been sick for a while of an armed 10 year old who everybody always lets have his way, no matter who he kills or gets killed. It's one thing when everyone lets a kid win at Candyland because you don't want hurt their feelings but I'm tired of the adult version. He never changes and neither do…

How is HE the villain here? Grey wanted to have sex with him, they had sex. She threw him out without a single explanation, and it's HIS fault. She threw him out without shoes - or any clothes, and he's the worst. So her explanation, after a clear psychotic break that everyone puts up with is she's feeling a…

What is she going to sue her ex-daughter in law for - her stethoscope? Does she want the baby? She has no standing. The father is still alive and the mother is not a coke addict. She's just soap opera evil - no motive, no plan just hand-rubbing villainy.

And this week on …. Horny Hospital. All I learned from this episode is the next time Grey has a mental breakdown send her, and her cleaning supplies, to my house.

Absolutely and, as I said before, recruiting for Isis.

Rubashov, the protagonist of Arthur Koestler's Darkness at Noon. He's a devoted Bolshevik who learns too late that when you spend your life betraying people for the cause, it will come around to you eventually.

Hmm, well there's Fiddler on the Roof, but I guess that's it.

I was there and from what I saw, when people said the danger of Communism they were more afraid of that guy down the street who read that magazine they didn't understand than they were of nukes. People talked about "child heroes" in the USSR who turned in their families for opposing collectivization as if any kid…

Well, I never.

"It looks like a giant …" "JOHNSON!"

In the newer series I saw the Klingons as Samurai (out of the movies more than real life). Their armor looked appropriate, they talked a great deal about "honor" while cheating and betraying at ever opportunity.

But there were still rules that had to be followed. America still had to be right. I forget the name of the episode but they find the Klingons are supplying primitive, but deadly, weapons to one side. So the Federation had supply the other side. And when the Klingons gave them better weapons, they had to match…

Wasn't the girl like 300 years old?

I can see it know. "Warp 6, engage! Oh my god!"

Do the babies wear diaper armor - because they should.

Especially the skyscraper on How I Met Your Mother.

If that's the most nonsensical thing in that novel, we're getting off easy.

In the words of Melanie - "If it's longer than it's wide."

Well, you suggested there wasn't that much of it, so I called in the experts. Reminds me of an anthology I had where the first chapter title was "Horses in the spaceship bay".