That office building looks more Dunder-Mifflin than Nintendo.

It settles at the lowest point.

I think his wife might be cheating on him?

Scooby Doo can doo-doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter...

Yep. I just point to the Theory of Gravity, then drop the mic and walk away.

I can understand that. I guess I’m old school, have my routines. I visit my sites when I wake up (akin to reading the paper and the different sections) and then when I visit the usual places, I get out of bed. If I had one portal, my day would probably start later than it already does! Plus, I don’t want to sign up…

I just go to newsites to read news, myself.

Sooooo... hate the messenger?

This is to distract you while they run over your packages. We’ll see how much this kid loves UPS when they deliver his broken glass when he’s older.

Do dogs have free will?

Tell that to black people.

The only thing protecting that dog from bullets is how adorable he/she is.

Agent 47?

“I’m terrified, but I’m still smiling!”

You did. You so did.

Why do I hate my body if it’s normal?

Calm down...

Is there seriously 17 games?? Jesus.

Besides Vader’s, Boba’s and the Stormtrooper’s armor, as well as the minimalist style of the lightsabers, what else in the original trilogy is influenced by Japanese culture? Yeah, I wouldn’t have noticed without it being pointed out to me. Gimme a break.

Hi, I don’t drive. I’m just here because, as a pedestrian, I fear for my live in good weather. Am I right in assuming that once you do spend 500 bucks on winter tires, that you don’t have to throw them out in the spring? Like, you can keep them in your garage, if you have one? S0, for many people, at least for a…