I thought evil Foreigner meant they wouldn’t play “I wanna know what love is.”

It’s a specific rules violation.

OH NO JOKE FACT-CHECKED! And 12th is GREAT for a new stadium, and only likely to get **much better** as the novelty wears off for a 95-loss team!

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

For Mayweather’s sake, I don’t know why you even bothered to write anything down.

The guy is dead. No need to be Petty.

Am I a bad boy, cause I don’t even miss him?

details of how exactly he fell are not known

“Man last year was amazing! I’ve always said if I lived long enough to see the Cubs win a World Series, I would die a happy m-”

Seeing Soundgarden live was one of the best concert experiences I’ve ever had. We used to torture my friend Kev with “Full on Kevin’s Mom” because his mom was smoking hot and we’d play it at his house really fucking loud.

His girlfriend would disagree with the title of this article.

“He can’t make a choking motion? What a relief!”

Call me crazy, but I predict Chapman’s contact percentage goes up while on the DL.

probably should have googled whether or not he has in fact died. he has not, but I assure you death will come for him

“I’m a baseball traditionalist! BTW, I bat my pitcher eighth and an incredibly slow strikeout machine leadoff”

Baseball has been played for over 100 years the exact same way...

That Nats agreed with Harper shows 1) sides are talking (as of winter, hadn’t been discussing extension) and 2) Nats working for goodwill.

Unless there is a lot more than meets the eye, he first got robbed when they charged him for a “suite.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA David fucking Ortiz is calling someone arrogant and disrespectful?

Ray Lewis, Leonard Little, and Adrian Peterson thank the NFL for drawing this line in the sand