You must not be around many 11-year-olds these days. If a kid has a full Curry uniform, he’s wearing it with pride and the other kids do not mock in the least. I live with two 10-year-olds, one 15-year-old and an 18-year-old and the kids in our neighborhood between my youngest two and my “middle” one routinely dress…

I find it annoying that you were self assured enough at 11 to withstand being ruthlessly mocked.

If I had a full NBA uniform when I was 11 (and a hoop in my driveway), I’d sure as hell wear it to ball around in.

All snark aside, I think this is actually pretty cool. This is exactly how I would’ve used the White House lawn if I was 11 years old and my Dad was the president.

I agree he didn’t kill himself. It was most likely a Patricide.

You know what’s stupid? Running 26.2 fucking miles.

Go back to England you redcoat son of a bitch.

And where are the games involving dogs? Not cool Laura. Why do you hate freedom so much?

The Barreled Ball classification?

Why on earth would I care about a third-rate Italian that just happened to be born in New Jersey?

“He is the best soccer player ever born in this country and is beloved for that fact, even though he never played for the U.S.”

I guess there’s your blueprint for success: Keep doing everything wrong and biffing your No. 1 picks and winning draft lotteries until you finally land the best hockey player in the world. I wonder why more teams don’t try that.

Well yeah, cause the fatass bartender wouldn’t serve him.

How many minutes do you think it’ll take him to get kicked out of the next bar? I figure four.

JBL approves

What are you like 16?

He was unfamiliar with the layout of the house because the owner had put on an addition unlike any other.

This guy has yet to make it through 12 steps, let alone an entire staircase. 

“so much of his talent comes from his framing skills”

Sounds like he’s not ‘Elin groovy.