I can tell you with extreme confidence that he was not joking.

Co-signed the entire Bulls organization and fanbase.

I don’t really think Rondo should be taking shots at Ray Allen over his decision but mainly just because I don’t think he should ever be taking shots.

I see you didn’t bother to watch the video.

but he smiled when he played baseball

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

Seriously, it took me a minute to understand the analogy because of this.

Steve Albini is the only good Medill alum.

Northwestern, the official school of people waitlisted by the Ivy League

You know, it fucking bugs me that Kante’s skills are reduced to just running around a lot. He has an elite understanding of the game and reads every situation unbelievably well. He doesn’t break up oppositional play as well as he does without being smart and without the ability to think and react quickly.

Pogba could do a decent Kanté impression while Kanté would be awful at doing Pogba,

Kante is “nowhere near as good as Pogba”? And the things Pogba is good at are way more important than the things Kante is good at? I’m sorry, but those are two of the most mind-bogglingly stupid soccer takes I’ve ever heard, and I’ve had the misfortune of listening to Alexi Lalas’ commentary. Kante covers an…

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”

Maybe they should just wall off certain sections.

“Are you kidding me? I’m done!”

His Twitter and Instagram posts are just distractions. We need to pay attention to how he’s dismantling the EPA, the State Department, and abortion rights.

Arsenal does 10-2 play poorly when facing bigger teams.

I normally 10-2 refrain from making puns based on aggregate scores, but Bayern dropping a dime on Arsenal has simply forced my hand.

Nobody cares about your fantasy team, Billy.