+1 Barrett forever in my heart

“It’s the fucking Redskins. No one will blame you if you unload with both barrels.”: A History of United States Territorial Expansion Policy

Brother, I have been publishing that piece in serial form for months.

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

Mr. Kamps, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and…

In some regards, he's still Head & Shoulders above others in the league.

HUNTER PENCE MAY HAVE A CALCIUM DEFICIENCY

Hasn't it already been made abundantly clear how much St. Louis hates chocolate sprinkles?

Statistics around fatalities are collected in a much more significant manner. It's simply better data. Five shark attacks vs 30,800 road deaths are hard numbers you can directly compare. Six people who pooped their pants when they saw a dolphin and 400,000 kids who shut their fingers in a car door are not.

It really makes you wonder, what is the bigger issue: baseball needs to speed up or Americans need to chill the f out.

Another solution would be to light the batter and pitcher on fire, then they'd want to move pretty quickly I'd think.

Great. Now the 49er's Social Media Director and their Offensive Line Coach are both going to have presentations in training camp called "For God's Sake, Can't You Just Block Them"