As someone who has done many DUI cases I can say that there is a lot of bullshit in these cases. The test are scientifically inaccurate. About 75 to 66 percent accurate. Although they keep trying to make them more accurate and by that I mean have the NHTSA try and make them more proveable over time. Cops say they…

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Well, if he studied history, Shiloh would learn that fighting the men in blue is a losing battle.

It must be really hard to say “I was goddam horrified by it. I know it’s a 10 second window in an 18 yr olds life but you don’t ever put your hands on a woman. Now these are kids; kids are immature and emotional and I’ve got 4 years to grow him up but that shit will not fly here.”

Ya, maybe the knew that no one wanted to steal the ball when it was covered in spit.

Steve Nash would constantly lick his fingers while dribbling and was also an incredible shooter and ball handler. Maybe they know something we don't.

Curry in on the latest cover of Parents magazine, which is currently resting on my toilet tank. So every time I take a shit, I gotta look at this guy...

Bogut was not a bust as a Buck. He was rounding into one of the best centers in the league when his elbow decided to do its impression of Shaun Livingston’s knee. It was very convincing.

But Bogut is big and old, so his dirty play is expected and funny.

I swear to God when Dellademrlovalova was at St. Mary’s and somehow made like 8 NCAA Tournament appearances before graduating I actually turned to a friend and said “Thank God this is the type of player I never have to worry about seeing in the NBA . . .”

It’s going to be like watching a weird leg-sword fight with Delly trying to sweep the leg while Draymond is simultaneously trying to use it to shatter Delly’s nuts

Curry is a lot of fun to watch, but I agree that the mouthguard thing is annoying and weird. He touches it constantly, and then dribbles the ball, meaning he’s constantly rubbing bits of his saliva on the ball for the duration of the game. Gross.

A few years ago I see Iggy in the Denver Cherry Creek Apple Store and i’m blown away by just how well he filled out the very expensive cashmere sweater he was wearing. But I digress...

#0. Mark Jackson

Oh my poor, poor Drew. There is nothing more wrong than this:

Who wins the least like-able owner trophy this year? Gilbert vs. Lacob is like the Ali vs. Frazier of douchebag billionaire battles.

Also, congratulations to republican and businesswoman, Carly Fiorina, who just cut the overhead of the Cruz campaign by 100%. That’s how you turn around a company!

Fun fact: Ted’s kids call him ‘Theodore’

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.