In order to do this you will have to be in a public lobby and invest over 1.5million per attempt. Want a shark card?

Oh cool the alien mystery of GTA V Has been sol -GTA Online - FUCK.

See, this is how it’s done. You set realistic goals and meet them. This person chose to make one city instead of going straight to making an entire province like other mod projects that will likely never be completed *cough*Skywind*cough*

Fucking fascists.

Maybe I was born at the right time at the right place, but I feel gay acceptance has been pretty fine in recent years. Just this past weekend I went to a music festival with my boyfriend and I was wearing a pride flag as a cape. People were approaching me to tell me they dig the flag and keep it going. Only thing that…

The Sheikah Slate is just like an iPhone. Turns out it’s been tracking you the whole time!

counterpoint: Make a big sand dick for your sand hole. This is one I made in 2003.

They literally have beach police who will come around who will stop you if your hole gets to any decent size and they will fill in your hole.

Yeah, it should ping it for you. I actually have never upgraded my sensor but these were still pretty easy to find once you figure out the location. Just bust out magnesis and look around for the big glowy chests.

“That’s stamps.com. Enter promo code therewasabsolutelynothingwrongwiththatpoloshirt to receive 10% off your first order. That’s stamps.com. A better way to send stuff”

Han Solo should not get an origin story. The entire reason you like him in the first movies is because you don’t really know what he’s about. He’s a mystery. Is he good, bad, whatever.

More like Homer Bailey.

Don’t make a relative your agent or financial advisor is really important advice for pro prospects.

Pfft, Loser prolly doesn’t even have a car.

You can tell this is urgent, breaking news by the fact that he had no time to put on a shirt.

“This year starts ... in Düsseldorf, then moves south through Luxembourg and Belgium before rolling into France early next week.”

Messi was thinking about inviting his national teammates but decided he’d rather the wedding not end up as a huge disappointment.

That Cincinnati goalkeeper played one of the best games I’ve ever seen a goalie play. He was absolutely out of his mind all game long. It was incredible. Some MLS team needs to snatch him up pronto.

Tough but fair.