Damn you Nottingham for not noting the transfer fee, ruining my hope of making a solid Cum Dog Millionaire post.

Yeah. No gators, but plenty of crocs up that way.

Ah man. Of COURSE it did. Alligators in Wisconsin? I’m a moron.

Hey, this is international relations, buddy. This is above-the-fold stuff. Get your priorities straight.

Girl Power:

That’s awesome.

Samardzija won my girlfriend 15 dollars thanks to this dinger. We were playing the singles game, where you put in a buck and you pass the pot around and you either take money out of the pot or put money in based on the outcome of each at bat. If there’s a homer, you win the whole thing. We were giving her shit that…

Alternative fact.

You’re right, he clearly lost because he wasn’t Russian enough.

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He Dunn hit the ball reall good....

Yeah, but when you hear “USMNT” and “CONCACAF qualifying” in the same sentence, you can set your watch to “will qualify unless manager does stupid things.”

3 teams qualify, so there is more than one chance for qualification for every team. This means the sum of the percentage chances for each individual team to qualify add up to well over 100%. It’s the same reason you’ll see a total sum of percentages well over 100% on 538's playoff qualifying chances for the NFL and…

Not to take anything away from anyone that has summited Everest, but it’s almost become a novelty to ascend to the highest point on earth. Anyone with enough money, can pay to climb Everest and put the picture on social media for all to gawk at.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

To be fair, “Snoop Dogg, herb” is pretty much every photo of the man I’ve ever seen.

Limited edition numbered video game lithographs can actually be pretty big investments.