Dont worry, people who do this kinda shit often dont stop till Darwin has been appeased.

Once again, Darwin is cheated.

If a car killed that guy it wouldn’t be manslaughter

iPhone ‘ding’ed,

Pay attention men: Women do not like it when you send your donger to their cell phone. They end up blocking it every time.

What a fucking tool.

You dumbz

Ya, but I still won the league so it was kind of a lucky end around but I meant I owned him the prior years too, when he was AWESOME.

LOL. The President- no matter what your political affiliation- should never have to worry about your commute when flying into “your” town. “Hey Michelle, tell Biden I switched our AF1 flight time to a red eye, so I don’t delay TahoeSTi from getting home this evening.”

As a cyclist I say fuck that guy, the cops totally did their job.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

That’s weird, I’ve lived basically my whole life in the midwest, and I don’t think I’ve met a single person that likes them for anything other than shooting at. My parents hometown hates them so much that they put up a “please don’t bother the wildlife” sign at a park where they were the only wildlife, only for the…

Depends on where you are in the Midwest. I live in central Iowa now and people here love them. Grew up in Illinois, where people basically think of them as plague rats.

I live in the midwest and everyone hates them.

Correct. I grew up in northern Minnesota and we used to chase them back to Canada. It’s like a giant bird shit covered in feathers.

I have no stance on eagles, beyond the opinion that they should spend more time killing geese.

I don’t know what part of the Midwest you were in, but around here everyone thinks they are a trash bird that spends its time shitting on golf courses. And walking around with a conveniently golf ball sized head at the end of a long golf tee like neck, acting like I wouldn’t murder its smug ass given half a chance.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.