Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

Memo from womankind:

STRENGTHS: Shows good size, potential for growth, gets solid extension

This reminds me of the good ole days on Deadspin!

Think of the ratings of a show where analysts said what they really thought and acted like the asshole a lot of them really are. Like really.

“parental blocks getting on a website that offered cheat codes”
Now I imagine your parents discussing videogames:
“Our kid isn’t allowed to cheat, he has to beat games LEGIT!”
hehe

China with it`s vast regional ambitions is rising and a hopelessly declining Russia is trying to claw it`s way back in to relevancy - high tech weaponry is a must considering how much those two are investing in to countering US.

a parade of self-important fuckfaces using their 30 seconds at the podium to holler out freshman-year political takes

I think your mom’s movie reviews need to be a regular thing on here.

Renaming “Hateful 8" as “Racist Clue” is probably the best thing you have done in your entire life Drew.

“You’re all Promethean spirits,” she said gently. “You’ve all awakened, and you’re shining your Uranian light into Pluto’s underworld.”

I’d say these sad, sad people except for how their delusions end up in children dying from not being vaccinated, or shootouts with police because they claim they’re “sovereign citizens”, or just the ongoing level of homophobia, racism,s exism and just plain weirdness from these creepy folk.

i’m like 3 paragraphs into this but

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE I SAW THAT YOU WERE THERE FROM THE BLOG POSTS OF THE OTHER REPORTERS! Also, I can’t believe they actually called it “Conspira-sea”. Off to read!

Anna, you’re braver than me. I would have tossed myself over the side by day two. Fascinating piece, I really like it. I’m just sort of overwhelmed by sadness at some of these people who bought tickets on the cruise, and a sense of anger at those like Wakefield who prey on them, even if they truly believe what they’re…

shes a reasonably good sideline reporter. mostly because the athletes think they can get with her, but she DOES get sideline interviews.

He’d have been good, but I’d have chosen Jeremy Irons first.

And now it makes me sad when I remember that Nintendo always said that if they made a live action Pokemon movie, they wanted Robin Williams to play Professor Oak ...

Does anyone else feel, now that Blue/Red are relevant again thanks to the ports, that they should turn Pokemon Origins into a proper live action movie? The whole thing comes up to about 90 minutes. A bit of fluffing up and re-writing it, and it’d make a surprisingly passable movie. Far better than trying to cram the…