Read in Werner Herzog’s voice and was not disappointed.

Then don’t listen. The double standard some of my fellow left-wingers have is so aggravating. You people are going to get Trump reelected.

Do you have any evidence for this, Mr. Jones?

Is any college required to have any particular sports program?

The irony, of course, is that synthetic (legal) weed is far more dangerous than the illegal stuff the Feds deem to be as dangerous as heroin.

So athletes who generate millions of dollars in revenue for the NCAA shouldn’t get paid because there are other athletes who couldn’t get paid.

Why?

If NASCAR fans only realized soccer’s potential for sudden violence, soccer could become America’s #1 sport.

Oh, I’m sure everyone there’s just peaceful as can be otherwise and nothing bad ever happens.

I think some of the big boys are learning from the response to CD Project Red’s incredible Witcher 3 release and subsequent updates with free dlc content.

You don’t have to drop them. You just have to unequip them

It’s only the letters that are reported to possibly be fake. An Iraqi man is still in custody for this attack.

The mental gymnastics required to believe that Nazi BVB fans might have bombed their own team’s bus is astonishing.

Something is really fishy here.

This is a far too common problem for me too.

Sometimes I go on a roll and do a few in a row with ease before completely losing my timing and destroying all my shields in process.

Are you really so offended by this joke that you think it needs to be banned from Deadspin?

That’s the thing. It’s not really a game, it’s a hobby and there just aren’t enough hobbiests to create a market where the game makes money.

I think it’s very rare for women to lie about rape. That almost never happens.