Sometimes I go on a roll and do a few in a row with ease before completely losing my timing and destroying all my shields in process.

Are you really so offended by this joke that you think it needs to be banned from Deadspin?

That’s the thing. It’s not really a game, it’s a hobby and there just aren’t enough hobbiests to create a market where the game makes money.

I think it’s very rare for women to lie about rape. That almost never happens.

My point is that this kind of thing actually hurts real victims (like you) and shouldn’t be brushed aside simply because it doesn’t fit the narrative.

Pretty much every guy I know has a story about a woman who threatened to falsely accuse them of rape, even though they pretty much never file through.

In this case, she committed the crime of blackmail even though she didn’t ultimately go through with it (for obvious reasons).

Kinja gonna Kinja.

It already has. If anything, maintaining a war in Syria will draw the conflict there for the time being. Better to have ISIS keep its focus on Syria if you ask me

Explain how things could be less stable in fucking Syria.

Obama launched airstrikes in Syria under similar circumstances. Either it was right then, and it’s right now; or it was wrong then and it’s wrong now.

It’s an elevator pitch, so save that one for the next Aroldis Chapman story. Guaranteed winner. 

Beat me to that sweet low hanging fruit.

Soccer will overtake it in the US within 10 years, maybe less if Pulisic keeps crushing it. This won’t help matters for American hockey one bit.

First April Fools joke to ever not suck.

It’s a confluence of factors. I think the biggest, though, would have to be a general disinterest among elite female athletes who are mostly encouraged play golf or soccer, and viewers who would rather watch the more competitive men’s teams, leading to further apathy and a greater Talent drought.

I still think it’s the only game to have actually crossed the uncanny valley for me to the degree that I rarely noticed that it was a game.

Noticed that too. Hopefully they fix the WiiU patch soon.

I had the same reaction to Yennifer because of an ex-girlfriend. That’s just a testament to how impressively human they managed to make the characters in this game.

People are convicted of embezzlement all the time, mostly from private entities too.