The idea that humans are somehow worse than animals is laughably stupid and anyone who actually believes that also probably thinks the Lion King is based on true events.

Is there any cutting-edge medical technology you’re aware of that will help skaters heal faster from or mitigate the long term damage caused by the kinds of fractures, ligament tears, and concussions common to the sport?

Counterpoint:

Lol. That’s cute.

That will NEVER happen. The commercials are already running on the jerseys and the LED strip that wraps around the field and is always visible on camera.

Please let there be one final, glorious entry in the Cardinals Lost series this year.

Or, they could just stop using helmets and shoulder pads entirely which would result in a massive reduction in head injuries as proven by the far lower rates of concussions and CTE found in Rugby and Aussie Rules Football players.

I love this.

Who is discount bob Dylan at best

Also, Amy Pohler is painfully unfunny.

I didn’t. Where in Wisconsin does this happen?

I still try to follow my Brewers here and there to see the young call-ups who might become part of a better Brewers team in the future.

You forget the step where you submerge in water for 20 minutes.

I had Peterson, Allen, Woodhead, and also drafted Ajayi when he was the presumed #1 RB in Miami. My season is getting fucked.

Last week I had to tell my boss I had the clap and needed to use the bathroom every 10 minutes to piss blood.

Live Look at Stefan Diggs:

Serious question; would Brady have become an elite QB in any other NFL system?

Holy shit. Really? There's no income tax in the U.K. either?

That means they're having a hard time taxing it so they're just banning it instead.

I can’t not read this in Mr. Burns’ voice.