The fuck? I said the exact same thing about manziel. Not everything is racist.

Jameis Winston will never win a super bowl ring unless he is incarcerated mid-season and a literate backup takes over.

Yes but the NFL is not the DEA so your point is fucking stupid.

It’s because their players are all extremely talented athletes who can barely read.

As a Brewers fan, this is a bittersweet day. We LOVE Lucroy, but this is the right move for the organization.

As a packers fan, I think your WYTS is more of a fun read than being a fan of a genuinely shitty and disfunctional franchise.

One or two deaths probably wouldn't be enough. I think a whole stadium would need to collapse, killing all inside, and even that might not be enough.

Corruption sure is hard work.

Pendulum

Do you really think either one of these clowns has a chance at a second term?

By who?

If someone had bet on me, they would have made a lot of money!

We’re called Sconnies, bro.

I think every NBA game is rigged, and even if they weren’t, they would still all be unwatchable until the final 5 minutes.

You seem to be forgetting that the asshole in this story is a person, not an inanimate object.

Exactly my point. Asterisks for everybody.

If people want to put an asterisk next to every record held by a steroid-era player, wouldn’t they also need to put an asterisk next to every cocaine-era player too, and laudanum-era player for that matter?

Tennis blows.

Can basketball please fuck off already.

WTF is this post?