marcello1988
Professional Chair Tester
marcello1988

Claiming sunglasses offer better sun protection than hats is like saying mittens offer more warmth than coats.

With the horrible Japanese UI and worthless online network, the only reason to own a PS4 is to brag about having a better processor, in which case you might as well just become a PC gamer.

It’s always been a VR console. It’s just taking longer than expected.

In my opinion, this photo would be better without the Doritos.

You’re a true New Yorker.

The three-eyed Raven made Hodor, and merely showed bran what he had done. No time travel.

Ooh! That works and would be very cool.

Because why would mechs limit themselves to fighting with swords?

As long as it still provides vegans with a misplaced sense of superiority I'm sure it will do fine.

Yes, that's very weird. The Lion King Defense only makes it weirder, to be honest.

You’re forgetting that dying early saves the healthcare system a ton of money in the long run, plus we get a bunch of organs to harvest.

I hate helmets because they screw with my hearing, vision, and agility to the point where wearing them makes me more likely to crash.

“It was a back tooth, Hank”

Neither is Trevor Noah. This is what happens when you let Twitter activists choose your lineup.

Anyone who pays any attention to the into credits could have figured this out since he was listed second among FEATURED cast members.

Please let this guy be North London’s John Daley.

Theres gotta be a pretty large overlap in the Venn Diagram for Trump/Cards supporters.

Pants are restrictive and uncomfortable, so I don’t wear them in public.

Entitled cop vs. entitled yuppie jogger.

Wow you guys get butthurt easily.