Not only is that a bad joke, it's also stolen from Australian comic, Jim Jeffries.

Some feminists believe pornography should be banned. They exist and they’re the ones I’m talking about.

If immature boys leering at CG hotties is sexist, than so is the phenomenon of tween girls (and their moms) fawning over shirtless One Direction/Justin Bieber photos.

Hawaiian pizza is only good for identifying the idiots with horrible taste in any group.

Or the fact that their opponents headsets always malfunction on critical drives, which also happened last night during the bills’ final comeback attempt.

So do sleeping pills dissolved in energy drinks.

100% this.

This has been known for a long time, but the league doesn't want to miss out on those lucrative contracts with equipment manufacturers so they will never change.

You’d be an idiot to believe all Muslims are terrorists. You’d also be an idiot to believe these attacks weren't committed by Muslim terrorists.

I agree they’re both great games, but playing Fallout these last few days all I keep thinking is “this isn’t as good as the Witcher, and doesn't really seem like an improvement over last-gen fallout games”.

Another reason why the Witcher 3, not Fallout, is game of the year; they actually added a setting for us colorblind folks.

The NX is not a new system, it’s basically just N’s version of the oculus rift and will work with WiiU, most DS models, and their upcoming mobile titles.

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

Anyone think this will cause the lynch mob to put down their pitchforks?

Get raped

The girl’s mother should be sued into oblivion for this. What a loser.

If you actually have to spend long periods of time outside in a harsh climate (and aren’t just looking for something fashionable) Carhardts are the only way to go.

If the study was performed by an anti-sugar crusader, it carries about as much weight as a “study” performed by anti-vaxxers.

You probably shouldn't be eating the rubber pellets.

I can’t wait for Jezebel to publish some stupid essay demanding South Park’s cancellation.