Packers fans speak highly of Matt Forte because he is great at what he does, and seems like an all-around good dude.

My girlfriend actually saved me from sinking too much time into that mess of a game.

Um... We do. This was a popular trend in the American food scene a decade ago. As with most things, the East is actually a few steps behind.

I don't know why, but the giraffe does make the most sense. Oddly specific, but spot on.

They are not going to be stationary targets, so the issue won’t so much be where to find rares as much as when's

The connection bridge feature will only be supported by the 4DS and the new VR console, which both have plans to use your phone as a go-between for all of it.

Nintendo has been working on basically the same thing for the past 18 months. It will be a part of their new system, which will integrate with smartphones as well.

Isn’t Microsoft just getting out of the phone market altogether at this point? From a business standpoint, smart phones have been a colossal failure for them

Onion-Calibre Headline. Well done.

That’s what deadspin comments used to be like all the time. Gawker really skewed the average deadspin IQ in the wrong direction.

My point is that terrorists are less of a threat than driving home from a football game.

More people died in car accidents in Boston that day.

Contrary to popular belief, a few bad apples can ruin bunches. Burn it to the ground.

He looks like a child molester.

This reminds me of a packers game I attended as a kid. Favre was sacked on third down, basically unconscious for a moment, was taken off the field, then bolted past the trainers and coaches to go for it on fourth and throw a completely unauthorized touchdown.

Jay Reatard remains one of the all-time greatest almost-was’s. Thanks for playing.

Can preseason finally stop being a thing now. This is ridiculous. Why any coach would put his key players in a preseason game is beyond me. This bullshit needs to stop.

I thought the fighting controls were pretty limited at first too but now that I’ve unlocked more fighting perks and have gotten better at it, they’re actually pretty great.

You forgot smoking. Even if you don’t smoke make sure you provide a place for smokers to go that won't really piss off the nabes. If you have a garage or tool shed, this is going to be your best bet.

If anyone can play this game on Death March, color ME impressed. I love the game but I can barely get past some monsters on the second easiest difficulty.