I don't know why, but the giraffe does make the most sense. Oddly specific, but spot on.

They are not going to be stationary targets, so the issue won’t so much be where to find rares as much as when's

The connection bridge feature will only be supported by the 4DS and the new VR console, which both have plans to use your phone as a go-between for all of it.

Nintendo has been working on basically the same thing for the past 18 months. It will be a part of their new system, which will integrate with smartphones as well.

Isn’t Microsoft just getting out of the phone market altogether at this point? From a business standpoint, smart phones have been a colossal failure for them

Onion-Calibre Headline. Well done.

That’s what deadspin comments used to be like all the time. Gawker really skewed the average deadspin IQ in the wrong direction.

My point is that terrorists are less of a threat than driving home from a football game.

More people died in car accidents in Boston that day.

I’m all for more megapixels and 4k video, but not until they let me use SD cards to store it all.

Contrary to popular belief, a few bad apples can ruin bunches. Burn it to the ground.

He looks like a child molester.

This reminds me of a packers game I attended as a kid. Favre was sacked on third down, basically unconscious for a moment, was taken off the field, then bolted past the trainers and coaches to go for it on fourth and throw a completely unauthorized touchdown.

Jay Reatard remains one of the all-time greatest almost-was’s. Thanks for playing.

Can preseason finally stop being a thing now. This is ridiculous. Why any coach would put his key players in a preseason game is beyond me. This bullshit needs to stop.

I thought the fighting controls were pretty limited at first too but now that I’ve unlocked more fighting perks and have gotten better at it, they’re actually pretty great.

Putin was a former member of the USSR’s version of the CIA, and is not shy about his nostalgia for the Soviet Union. Since this article is about censorship in Russia (another notorious element of life under the CCCP) I think the hammer and sickle is being used to suggest that modern Russia looks a lot more like the…

Standing up to Putin could have been a huge PR win for Reddit, but instead they caved due to shortsighted concerns over the number of unique visits per week.

Traditionally those things are all the AD’s responsibility, but I could totally see Disney just directing by committee and hiring a guy who will execute the vision he's given rather than giving someone a shot at doing his/her own thing and failing.

Those problems were on the page, but they’re still GL’s fault.