I’m guessing none of you have ever lived in Australia. Unlike here in America, they never had slavery, so they aren’t as culturally sensitive to blackface.

Great. The online idiots threw this girl a literal pity party that will result in decades of therapy in several years.

Check your facts. If you kill someone drinking and driving you are charged with manslaughter. If you kill someone on purpose you are charged with murder, which carries a much stiffer sentence. Intent is one of the most important components of the American justice system.

I did all of those things when I was 18. Teenagers are fucking stupid. They fuck up sometimes.

This seems like pretty standard high school mischief to me. I hope they don’t make an example of this kid for using poor judgment on prom night.

It may also be the first positive Cubs story worth reporting on a sarcastic sports blog. Not necessarily a conspiracy.

Well, if you’re referring to people like me (athiest ACLU members); then yes, we do complain about Christmas pageants too.

I think you might be thinking of the suburban community, Lincolnwood. Those of us who actually live in the city rather than the burbs (like most Cubs fans who cause problems on Clark Street) know that Lincoln Square is very close to Wrigleyville.

I’m actually from Milwaukee and I have no idea what you mean by allowing me to “keep my giant Miller Park-like monument and keep it”.

Boystown is a great neighborhood. My girlfriend lived on Broadway for years, and I love that part of town.

I now live in Lincoln square (a few blocks north for non-Chicagoans), but lived in Wriggleyville proper for a bit in college.

How?

Harassing other people for pictures and autographs is low-class behavior for sure.

Ever visit Indiana?

That's just how they say hello in Wriggleyville.

Good catch. I thought the same.

That's not exactly true. Most Cubs fans believe the future will be next year, regardless of what year it is.

I mute everyone I don’t know on Xbox live because there’s a 90% chance they’re an annoying racist 12-year old from Indiana.

Might be time to ditch Comcast, buddy.

This may be the dumbest comment ever posted to deadspin.