I’m actually from Milwaukee and I have no idea what you mean by allowing me to “keep my giant Miller Park-like monument and keep it”.

Boystown is a great neighborhood. My girlfriend lived on Broadway for years, and I love that part of town.

I now live in Lincoln square (a few blocks north for non-Chicagoans), but lived in Wriggleyville proper for a bit in college.

How?

Harassing other people for pictures and autographs is low-class behavior for sure.

Not really. Believe it or not, radioactive material is all around you every day, and is nothing like how its portrayed in comic books.

Ever visit Indiana?

That's just how they say hello in Wriggleyville.

Good catch. I thought the same.

That's not exactly true. Most Cubs fans believe the future will be next year, regardless of what year it is.

I mute everyone I don’t know on Xbox live because there’s a 90% chance they’re an annoying racist 12-year old from Indiana.

Might be time to ditch Comcast, buddy.

This may be the dumbest comment ever posted to deadspin.

I have no problem with the fact that some umps give the inside corner and others don't. As long as each ump keeps his strike zone reasonable and consistent, I think it only adds to the game.

Ya but how cool would that be. In an ideal world, every major sporting venue would look like a different mini-golf hole.

Meanwhile I bought 16 new tracks and tons of new characters for just $12 on MK8. I love that Nintendo is doing DLC, but why isn't their smash bros DLC as reasonably priced as their MK8 DLC?

Non-uniform ballparks are one of the best aspects of the game. The Astros have a hill and a flagpole in fair territory. Boston had a giant fucking wall in left field. Now Toronto has slow grass.

I hired two guys off craigslist who I'm 99% sure were on meth during the move. It was the fastest move of my life and nothing was broken.

I thought similarly but I think he wrote in to show his fiancé how Wrong she was. Either way, this screams of a man with zero spine who has lost complete control of his life.

Exactly. This guy sounds like a real piece of work. If he has enough money to BUY a home, he has enough money to hire movers.