This sounds like the shittiest group of bro lawyers to ever start a fantasy football league.

No, but he was essentially bullied out of school by everyone who knew what really happened. He dropped out and moved home before even finishing first semester.

Perfect

Pretty sure she sneaks a coke bump here.

Don't Google that headline at work.

I did that in college, and I've never seen a mother lawyer up for her (totally guilty) son faster in my life. The rapist was dealt with out of court, though, and no lawyers could have possibly helped him.

Ron Nick should burn in hell.

At least you're not a Cubs fan...

Meanwhile at Nintendo...

I'm hoping for an Epona Amiibo that would improve the horse in some way.

They want to sell us another Link when Zelda U comes out. I don't know about you but I'll be powerless to resist this evil and Nintendo knows it.

That man is educating America's youth. No wonder kids in this country are so fucking stupid.

If it even still matters by week 17, the Lions will get lit up at Lambeau and fail to make the playoffs again.

They're not creationists. They just know their primary demographic; drunk religious morons who cant comprehend anything more intellectually challenging than sports.

The great thing about science is that you don't have to understand or 'believe' in it for it to be true.

I love how they put forth ignorant, fear-mongering ideas in defense of being called ignorant and fear mongering.

They thought the same of your uninspired reading list.

I cite OoT every time someone complains about a game being delayed.

Ya, but the hot Greek chick would have no way of knowing that. Most guys would go anyway, just for the poon.

Detroit and Arizona are talented, but they have no chance to do anything but lose in their first playoff games in forever.