Don’t you guys work with hyperbolic statements?

They of course would. Jesus.

Good one. That IS funny (and sad, for us). How do you manage to NOT go to the World Cup losing a spot to the likes of Panama?

Sometimes I legitimately wonder if our amateur weekend league teams here in Brazil could take a MLS team. Maybe US Pro Soccer Teams should be wondering the opposite. How do you allow yourself to do that kind of stuff ON TELEVISION?

hahaha Jesus Christ... this guy

“Allow me to introduce the concept of the Badlands.” The exact moment this column went from “this guy could have a point” to clicking the X button on the chrome tag

About your French winning prediction: Brazil is gonna take the World Cup winning every game with a (at minimum) 2 goal advantage, including and specially the final.

Fun fact: Magary has never looked good in any photograph. ever.

Neymar is probably the most arrogant, self-absorbed, egoccentric asshole athlete in the world right now, but has no idea why people criticize his asshole-isms when he pulls his shit on the field... “people hate me because I’m a douche, but I don’t understand why people don’t laugh at my jokes”... Fuck, Neymar and fuck…

Nice column, Giri... Appreciate your work!

Loved reading this piece. You must know that, but incredible work really. Huge fan here

Neymar does not care if the league is not competitive enough. He knew that beforehand and went anyway. He probably used this to eventually make a move to Real Madrid, or just wants to force his 436346546 French League goals down voters throats to unfairly get crowned best player in the world over the actual best…

FUCK AND YEAH! We live in a world where only the rich is fighting the OBVIOUSLY EXISTING class war! There is people around the world who see this and we need to get together and communicate. There’s no need to destroy wealth, what needs to be destroyed is this idea of concentrating wealth. And history has proven time…

OMG... can you please update this post with something incredibly loathesome this guy has done? I feel really bad pitying him.

Oh, Wow, another piece by Giri about Nick Kyrgios... what. a. shocker.

It’s the racist coach’s wet dreams... all in life always end up going well for the assholes... smh

FYI: Azar means bad luck in Portuguese, which is pretty much all you guys are getting nowadays... it is still better than here, as we’re less than a year away of electing our fascist stupid asshole here in Brazil

She seems like an asshole to me

You guys are awesome. Really proud of being a fan of Jezebel. You teach me something everyday. Keep up the good work!!

Bill Burr is a pretty huge douchebag. Kind of impressed to see him speaken of fondly here.