Neymar’s similar douchebaggery was responsible for the firing of a coach during his Santos tenure, in 2010. He wasn’t allowed to take a penalty kick, threw a tantrum right there on the field, argued publicly with the coach and ultimately, got the dude fired. I will never get tired of trying to tell you guys how much…

Hey! Give due credit to Boston Antifa!

“For the love of god, will one self-respecting board member call a meeting with the club president and the sporting director, slap both of them in the face, shake the hell out of their shoulders, and shout at them to get a grip?”

Respect Showglas

You can get stronger and hit a homer, but even if you train yourself to jump higher, you cannot grow taller... Considering the average height of human beings on earth is something between 165cm to 171cm, to me that’s the main reason I voted homer up there...

As I’ve been trying to tell you guys, Neymar is a spoiled brat, has always been and here in Brazil people now this for a fact. It is not something up for discussion: dude is a uber talented rich spoiled asshole brat, and has always been. You may find something in English on the interwebs about the time he got Dorival…

Hey, just a heads up: “porra” actually translates to “cum” (yeah, really), but is a well used cuss word that, in this context, means “god damn, China” or “what the fuck, China”... “vacilão” does not mean or translate to “idiot” but I think that was the idea he was goint after, so I’m ok with that...

“Neymar, to some degree, likes all the attention that comes with being the belle of the ball and enjoys teasing each of his suitors—something...” ALL BRAZILIANS KNOW FOR A FACT

Is it OK to hate Ohio State if the only reason for that is Albert Breer?

Never tasting ice cream is not nearly as weird as never having watched Game of Thrones... never tasting ice cream is a disgrace and the comparison suffers

Hey, I really like most blog entries here. Jezebel is one of my favourite sites and rarely a day goes by without me reading it. With that out of the way, not that it makes any difference, but I really didn’t like the tone of this blog making fun of someone for being “standoffish, aloof, icy, remote, guarded, distant,…

Hopefully this was a joke. But in case it wasn’t: oh my god, dude. Yao Ming is Chinese! WTFF

Is there a real need for a Lena Dunham underarm shavings reference here?

Nothing to see here. Brazilian gamers are everything you would expect from gamergaters assholes with the addition of this utterly weird (for a lack of a better word) sense of pride on being trolls all the time (see HUE BR for more). Actually, some gamers in Brazil are saying outsiders are to blame for not…

Same guy that knew shit about soccer and criticized Neymar a few years back lost money betting on sports? What a surprise and what a douche.

The translation of the name of some birds of prey is actually pretty controversial, and “Falcão” is probably the best translation to “Falcon” whereas “hawk” is usually referred as “gavião” in Portuguese

Big difference in the men/women reasoning, huh?

“It’s gotta be some Brazilian soccer league.” Never seen anything here close to going to Las Vegas immediately after winning the title. If the national soccer team (“seleção”) wins there’s a parade, but still, you guys seem to party harder after “world” titles...

Brazilian tip here: never pay attention to anything Dunga have to say. Probably the best analogy here would be old baseball guys who refuse to evolve and accept the world and the sport have changed. Also, he’s the best definition of the word stupid and not even close to prepared to be a coach of any team, much less…

This was an awesome read. It is still kind of sad that people outside our country understand better than most Brazilins what is going on.