Bobby, I know people will decry my sentiments in defense of your poor soul, but I am beyond delighted that you are willing to sacrifice yourself so that we may have these entertaining posts. It’s selfish, I know, and I do apologize for that, but you are doing a service for us all, so thank you from the bottom of my…

I think that the real lesson here is that old white men should probably not say things in public.

I loved that dress, too. Oral histories that popped up around the anniversary of their deaths detailed what a wonder it was that Carolyn made it to the church looking so stunning—just so many factors with it being on a remote island and the church being difficult to access, up several levels of steps in the grass and…

It’s a WASP Ass™ - if it’s not a vertical or concave, it’s “impressive.” 😉

It’s wrinkled and you can see VPL.

I still don’t understand the obsession with Pippa’s dress. I hated it.

Classy, but that shit can definitely be topped. Easy.

Obligatory.

Kris is proud of the footage of a 9-year-old Kylie dancing on a stripper pole in first episode. Of it, she said, “That’s an example of leaving the footage alone and letting it breathe. Letting it speak for itself.”

I’m a little worried about Mason. I think he is going to have issues.

I don’t understand how you can vote for Obama and then the man that tried to oust him by starting that birtherism nonsense, and who is basically a white supremacist bred by white supremacists.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Tom is someone who constantly mixes up the use of their, they’re and there along with your and you’re, not to mention to, two and too.

No, we normal people don’t canoodle, just like we don’t “rock” every piece of clothing we wear, nor do we “slam” every piece of news we don’t like.

Three and a half million people? That’s a lot of cruise ships.

Puerto Rico has a larger population than 20 of the US States.

I think the US might better make preparations for mass migration from Puerto Rico to the mainland (in addition to rebuilding the island).

Shania Law: “Trump Don’t Impress Me Much”

No snark—this is absolutely horrifying. HRC is right (as ever); the military response here should be swift and overwhelming. If we have the logistical know how to invade Iraq, we sure as shit have the capacity to deploy enough troops and equipment to help 3.5 m Americans.

The Associated Press does report that local officials have “praised” the Trump administration’s response

TRIXIE IS MY GODDESS AND QWEEN AND I CANNOT WITH THIS.

Also, for you longtime drag race fans who’ve been watching since season 3:

Unhhh is one of my life’s greatest pleasures.