Nothing more irritating than an old person taking pride in not knowing things.

Small correction, easy mistake to make, tiny thing, completely understandable:

I happened upon a husky mix 5 years ago and after several weeks of searching for her home with no luck, decided to keep her. She is the sweetest dog but Jesus is she hard work. They’re escape artists and runners and will not stop. After an entire year of obedience school and a real-time GPS collar, we’re a lot…

No one is under any moral or legal obligation to think like me, but I find it weird that Angelina Jolie does not seem to have any female friends. Those kids are going to grow up, Brad will leave again and she’ll be stuck with maybe her brother? I picture her wandering some French castle in a hooded cloak, talking to…

Hey @ChloeGMoretz - let’s set up a date. The crush is mutual.

I think you should maniacally and proudly tell people you had your ex locked in the basement from here on out.

I’d ask what compels exes to do this, but I fear the answer.

I had an ex who liked to bring me around many of her exes who she kept as friends. Like, one, why are you still friends? Two, why so many exes? And three, why the fuck am I being introduced?

I remember when (paraphrased) Miranda from Sex and the City said she needed to pretend all her exes were dead/stopped existing.

There has to be some kind of infidelity or something with Chris Pratt/Anna Faris. Seriously, shit doesn’t breakdown that suddenly unless something terrible happened. I had to tell people I was getting divorced and it was sudden and they could read between the lines. I know some people have posted blind items. I’m…

Chris needs to leave her alone. I hate my normal exes popping up. I can’t imagine having to deal with my ex that famously beat me just coming around like Hey Girl! It’s me! NBD! You look great!

Chris Brown is gross and shouldn’t be allowed on the internet at all. He should be off on an island somewhere living in solitude, contemplating what it means to be an upstanding member of society, with no women in sight.

Sorry but that part made me a bit sad for Billie. I don’t think the point was “geez, how great was that” but more of a reflection on how a child needs the stability of knowing a parent will come home at the same time every day and help with homework, not keep them up all night to shop at Sharper Image.

But that’s kinda the problem. PETA have been shown up to be such a fraud of an “Animal Rights” organisation (the only right they seem to care for is the ability for them to put down animals) that they actively damage any argument they put forward or may make people defend the one’s they’re attacking as a result.

As much as people hate PETA, these places that let you take pictures with tigers are INCREDIBLY horrible. Many claim to be rescued, but breed their animals to use them for revenue. It’s really really sad and gross and disrespectful to these animals.

YAY Socialized medicine!

actually going fully single payer would lower taxes, the US government spends more per capita on healthcare than the UK for considerably worse coverage, so people would both be paying less tax - or at least less tax money would be spent on healthcare, and spending less on private insurance

And someone who has been poor could tell you that taxes are a moot point when it costs more for care than taxes. Also, everything else you said, doesn’t matter if you can’t afford it. Wait times? It took me 10 years to get an allergy test. I never had the extra 200 + to just see a specialist out of pocket, and no one…

I don’t think people grasp how HUGE a Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol is and the size of the bullet.

Your headline should read “Northern Irish Women…” not North Irish women.